{"product_id":"emergency-f-cks-wax-melt-bar-set","title":"Emergency F*cks Wax Melt Bar Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"173\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"141\"\u003eEmergency F*cks Wax Melt Bar Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"144\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"173\"\u003eBox of 5 Stress-Relief Bars\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eFor the days when your patience has left the building, your nervous system is fried and you officially have zero f*cks left to give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eThe Emergency F*cks Wax Melt Bars are exactly what they sound like: a beautifully sweary, deeply cathartic self-care product designed to help you decompress, laugh and emotionally exhale when life has been… a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eEach box contains \u003cstrong data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e5 large block-style wax melt bars\u003c\/strong\u003e (10cm x 3cm), with the word \u003cstrong data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eF*CK\u003c\/strong\u003e boldly emblazoned across the top. Because sometimes subtlety is not the vibe we need.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eOpen only when:\u003cbr\u003e• You’re overwhelmed\u003cbr data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e• You’ve had one meeting too many\u003cbr data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e• Your patience has evaporated\u003cbr data-start=\"803\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e• You’re done with all of humanity for the day\u003cbr data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"855\"\u003e• You need to calm down before you scream into a pillow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003eBurn one, breathe deeply, let the scent fill the room, and allow yourself to quietly (or not so quietly) think:\u003cbr data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e“Right. I’m done. 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